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Translation Table


I remember seeing a version of the above in High School. My favourite entries, which I quote to this day, are

"... accidentally strained during mounting" --> "... dropped on the floor"

"... handled with extreme care throughout the experiments" --> "... not dropped on the floor"

and

"correct within an order of magnitude" --> "wrong"

From Futility Closet. Spotted via Boing Boing.

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